In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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