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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Darkness Deep Healing Human Nature Moon Privacy Sad
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Deep Healing Lost Mind Missing One Liner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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History One Liner Past Repeat Rhyme
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Forgiveness Gragnance Heel Peace Wisdom
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man

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