Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINDon’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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