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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Education Interfere Knowledge Privacy School
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Effect Let Go Pause Time
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Adsence Courage Fear Master Resistance
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Finding Honesty Man
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Majority Reform Time Wisdom Yourself
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society

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