I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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