The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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