I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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