If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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