A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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