When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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