Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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