It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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