The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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