The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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