Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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