The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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