In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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