Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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