The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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