If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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