Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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