Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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