Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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