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Mark Twain Quote - The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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