I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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