Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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