If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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