Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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