It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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