To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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