Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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