If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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