I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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