I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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