Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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