It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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