All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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