When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN