If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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