Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINWhat is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAIN