Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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