Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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