Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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