I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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