The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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