The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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