The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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