All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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