Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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