Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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