The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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