It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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