Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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