April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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