Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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