Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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