The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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