Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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