An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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