Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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