A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARD -
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARD -
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD -
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARD -
Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARD -
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARD -
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARD -
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARD -
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD -
Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARD -
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD -
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD -
When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARD -
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARD -
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARD






