If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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