My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
KIN HUBBARDKindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD