Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDFolks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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