There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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