Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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