When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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