Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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