Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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