When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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