I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDThere is no failure except in no longer trying.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARD