In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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