There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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