A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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