Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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