Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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