My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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