My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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