A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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