Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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