It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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