The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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