The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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