Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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