It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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