A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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