Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
JOAN RIVERS
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.’
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Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, ‘Let me help you with those buttons’ and I told him, ‘I’m completely naked’.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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