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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

Joan Rivers

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
JOAN RIVERS

Goodness Hands Library Look Men Woman
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
JOAN RIVERS

Better Grief Myself
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
JOAN RIVERS

Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
JOAN RIVERS

Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Myself Oneself Thankful
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
JOAN RIVERS

Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
JOAN RIVERS

Darkness Hard Time Optimism Positive Present Success Thinking
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
JOAN RIVERS

Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Children Funny Myself Toys
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
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Enjoyment Fast Funny Life
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Age Female Need Wisdom Yourself
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself

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