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The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you’re acting; listen only to yourself.

Joan Rivers

With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Age Female Need Wisdom Yourself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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Deal Laugh Yourself
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Children Early Memories Myself Parents
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”
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Date Fashion Marriage Mom Myself
In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
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Day Expectation Life Yourself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
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Forever Life Myself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you’re acting; listen only to yourself.

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