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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Channel Cry Laugh Selfish Watch World
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Education Love One Liner Reading
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women

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