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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I only write first editions.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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All geniuses die young.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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