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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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