Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Time wounds all heels.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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