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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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