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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I only write first editions.
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Attitude Edition One Liner Writing
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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