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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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