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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Advance Luck One Liner Welcome Women
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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