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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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