Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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