Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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