In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARX -
I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX -
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX -
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARX -
All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX -
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARX -
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARX -
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARX -
Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARX -
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARX -
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
GROUCHO MARX -
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
GROUCHO MARX -
I must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARX -
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARX -
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX