I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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