If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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All geniuses die young.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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