I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Time wounds all heels.
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