We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I only write first editions.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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