I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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