It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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