The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Religion is just mind control.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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