Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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