People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLINReligion is just mind control.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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