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George Carlin Quote - Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

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Meow means woof in cat.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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