Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.
EMO PHILIPSMy parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn’t be home until a certain hour.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.
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Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.
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My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
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My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.
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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there’s no tomorrow.
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I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
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I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I’d got out.
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My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That’s what gave me the courage.
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I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.
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My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn’t be home until a certain hour.
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Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.
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