I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
EMO PHILIPS
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, “I am a bulemic”.
More Emo Philips Quotes
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
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So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.
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My parents were very protective. I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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Not everybody hates me. Only the people who’ve met me.
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I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.
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My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn’t be home until a certain hour.
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I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
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I’ve always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.
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People come up to me… concerned… that I’ll reproduce.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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