What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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