I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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