If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
BOB SAGETIf you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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