It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETI like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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