I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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