My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETWhat I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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