25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGETSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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