Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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