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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

Bob Saget

When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Agendas Control Nothing
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
BOB SAGET

Day Good Reading Sunday

It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

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