Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETI’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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