When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETYet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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