Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.

Bob Saget

When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I’m a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.
BONNIE MCFARLANE

Doing First Really
If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.
BONNIE MCFARLANE

Dentistry Enjoy
Bonnie McFarlane
BONNIE MCFARLANE

Awkward Long
Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn’t have running water for a long time and we didn’t have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.

BONNIE MCFARLANE

Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn’t have running water for a long time and we didn’t have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.
BONNIE MCFARLANE

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