People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
BOB SAGETI think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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