You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGETLadies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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