Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGETLadies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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