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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Bob Saget

I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
BOB SAGET

Doe Doors Nuts
Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGET

Everyone Love Pay
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGET

Meaningful Myself Physical
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGET

Country People Two Wii
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
BOB SAGET

Fart Father Stuck
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGET

Agendas Control Nothing
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
BOB SAGET

Gossip People Rumor
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGET

House Lasts People
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET

Fool Men Wise
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGET

Car Girlfriend Kitchen
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
BOB SAGET

Book Digital Needs
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGET

Become Chameleon Whenever
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
BOB SAGET

Alcoholics Horrible Used

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