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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
BOB SAGET

Case Feel Level Mother Something
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGET

Lines Phones Trying
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGET

Littles People Smoking
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
BOB SAGET

Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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Hands Selfish Trying
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
BOB SAGET

Creative Forward Looking People
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
BOB SAGET

Hurt Love Pain Someone
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGET

Hurt Laughing People
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Girl Met Reasonable Told
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Dad Dark House
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGET

Bored People Talking
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Morning Thinking
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Enjoy Masturbation Public
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say

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