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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Doe Doors Nuts
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Biker Club Kids School
I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Censor Sick World
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Baby Feet Pedicures
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Boys Car Country Years
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Breakfast Causes Mom
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Cry Favorite Song Thinking
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga

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