Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGETI don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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