It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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