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Bob Hope

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

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