I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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