I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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