She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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