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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People

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