If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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