There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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