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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Bob Hope

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

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