The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEA photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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