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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Successful
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPE

Golf Green Pay
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

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