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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

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