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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Bob Hope

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny People Sorry War
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

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