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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPE

Boxes Entertainment Television
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPE

Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPE

Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation

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