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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

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