I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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