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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPE

Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin

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