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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

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