I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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