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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

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