The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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