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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

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