Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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