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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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