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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.

Bob Hope

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times

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